Filed under: 'tells' from the bank
So working at a bank may seem boring to most…days filled with crunching numbers, stuffy suits, and federal regulations. I want you to know that there are many random things which I’ve had to endure and I must say most have made me giggle. One of my favs happened on a typical Wednesday morning. Time was creeping by so slow, it felt as though the clock was standing still. Enter old man in suburban. This gentleman, I use that term loosely, pulls into the front parking space and gets out of his vehicle. He walks straight up to the flowerbed in front of the window in which our loan assistant sits in front of. He suddenly just stops dead in his tracks and we all gaze out at him wondering what in God’s name he is doing. Then we see it – the front of his khaki’s begin to darken as he begins to pee all over himself. What!?!?! Yeah it’s true…he stood there peeing and when he was finished he turned around and calmly walked back to his vehicle, got in and drove away. We were all left thinking…seriously, what just happened.
